Who Knows Best

Convicted of tax evasion and conspiracy to commit bank fraud in 2022. Sentenced to (12) years in federal prison and ordered to pay restitution ($17.8M). Reported to prison in 2023. Conviction upheld by Appeals Court in 2024. Pardoned by Trump in 2025.

Since he essentially absolved the January 6, 2021 mob as one of his first presidential acts, Trump has pardoned a host of offenses including 2nd degree murder, securities fraud, conspiracy to commit bribery, and money laundering. The White House is open for business.

I come from a long line

We hustle and con

Working some gimmick

Profits we grab on

The name of our show

Chrisley Knows Best

For Todd and Julie

It’s feather our nest

We were only chasing

Our American dream

To cheat and steal

Swindle and scheme

Living the high life

We deserve all we get

We like to live large

On a mountain of debt

Never pay taxes

That’s for the fools

We are a new elite

Play by different rules

A little fraud here

What many others do

Some tax evasion there

Having cake and eating too.

But we were framed

Just doing the same

It was legal overreach

Just playing the game

Our hero is Trump

He paved the way

An out of jail card

But you have to pay

How wonderful it is

to have such a man

Who get’s our plight

He knows the plan

The White House is open

With Pardons for sale

Just grease the palm

And stay out of jail

Bless the Trumps

There is not doubt

They are on the take

Their hands are out

The rules are quite clear

And we all understood

It’s Quid pro quo

And business is good

So now we’re released

And with a clean sheet

We can start back up

To swindle and cheat

It’s all beyond me

Who watches our show

Ignorance is so bliss

As I rake in the dough

It lasts forever

And there are no pills

Stupidity is the currency

That pays our bills