What Was I Thinking?

Breaking up is hard to do. This was created just prior to the big breakup. I'm sure a lot of money changed hands betting on the ultimate length of this bromance. I'm thinking my next Musk tune will involve Mars.

Trump gave me a room

He gave me free reign

What was I thinking

The swamp down the drain

We named it Doge

Sounded so great

What was I thinking

I was born to dictate

My charge to burn

The swamp to slash

What was I thinking

Making a splash

What I thought was fantasy

Turned into a nightmare

What was I thinking

Sucked into Trump’s lair

It’s a house of cards

With Trump on the throne

What was I thinking

Drugs the comfort zone

I needed to be high

To work with this group

What was I thinking

A Trumpian F-Troop

Needed the ketamine

The shrooms and ecstasy

What was I thinking

A necessary necessity

Check out the Trumps

If you think I’m insane

What was I thinking

Also needed cocaine

With a chain saw on stage

Looking mad and demented

What was I thinking

All the drugs fermented

Then I give a Nazi salute

It’s my family DNA

What was I thinking

It’s the Musk family way

Took my eye off the ball

Tesla stock is way down

What was I thinking

Falling flat facedown

Stockholders are pissed

Tesla now in the dumps

What was I thinking

Signing on with the Trump’s

Space X not so good

Rockets red glare

What was I thinking

Exploding in midair

Must have been the drugs

Doing all the talking

What was I thinking

Time for my walking

Two trillion dollars

Who in their right mind

What was I thinking

This town not my kind

Now kicked to the curb

He gave me a gold key

What was I thinking

Felt like a deportee

It’s was all a foul smell

Tried to put perfume on swine

But didn’t see the signs

The smell was actually mine