The Weave

Trump has long bragged about his ability to do "The Weave", his excuse for his typical rambling speeches and statements. Many of us believe that this is just an excuse for increasing cognitive issues. It may also be related to his self-described beautiful pompadour.

I’m a screamer and a cheater

A schemer and a weaver

A midnight tweeter

And an all-day deceiver

It’s a thing of beauty

When spinning those lies

It’s how my mind works

I’m a high IQ guy

Doing that disco weave

Drifting on my feet

Doing the disco weave

I don’t miss a beat

It’s quite a feat

And all so sublime

Doing that weave

Can turn on a dime

It’s a thing of beauty

Rambling this, rambling that

Wherever my mind goes

Stuff my brain begat

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That’s quite an intellectual feat

I’m just a cognitive genius

And all a total deceit

Sometimes I do misstate

And can’t think straight

Problems when I conjugate

And then need to speculate

Like when I spoke Yosemite

And cogitated another name

Smartly called it Yo Semite

After all it’s spelled the same

Doing that disco weave

Drifting on my feet

Doing the disco weave

I don’t miss a beat