Oh, What a Mess

Another great exxample that reality is often better than fiction. The entire SignalGate saga is out of Firesign Theater. Of course, there is no lack of material from the Trump administration, the gift that keeps giving.

My name is Mike Waltz

And I always say yes

I so love to chat

But, oh, what a mess

And now The Atlantic

has spilled all the beans

A reporter amidst us

Lurking behind the scenes

On the record, Off the record

How would  I know

I started the Signal group

Thought JG was another bro

I added some pictures

flame, fist, and a flag

I can play the emoji game

Now left holding the bag

I shared the plans

And will fall on a sword

Stood there and took it

While Trump raged and roared

I’m a very good man

Trump says I am

It’s very unfair

The sacrificial lamb

I’ve now learned my lesson

But a day late and a dollar short

All the fingers point at me

Now stuck inside a kangaroo court

My name is Mike Waltz

And I always say yes

I so love to chat

But, oh, what a mess