My Big Beautiful Birthday

It's June 14, 2025. Flag Day, US Army Day, and National Bourbon Day are all celebrated on June 14. Unfortunately, the universe conspired to give the world "Disco" Don. And, of course, how else to celebrate your birthday but to have a military parade.

Donald Trump, Tom Homan, Stephen Miller and J D Vance. If there was ever a more soulless group, please let me know. Two versions, same image, different tunes.

I’m gonna have a good time.

You know it’s my birthday

With a big beautiful parade

It will take your breath away

Troops, tanks and missiles

And all in front of me

Happening in prime time

And I’m the honoree

It’s a very special day

June the fourteen

Commander in Chief

My chance to preen

The Flag and the Army

Celebrate on this day

But stand down, stand aside

Today you salute Trump’s birthday

And when you pledge.   

To the red white and blue

It’s fealty and loyalty to me

It’s me you pay respect to

Those damn bone spurs

Always wanted to go

Now from behind a desk

Is my reality war show

The battle field now at home

Sending the national guards

To downtown Los Angeles

Sending Gavin my regards

I want to look the strongman

Like Kim Jong Un and Putin

But like the man from Oz

I’m actually made of tin

A big beautiful Tin Man

My core is revealing

Have no heart, have no soul

No compassion, no feeling

With my band of minions

Foreign invaders to pay

With mass deportation

We don’t abide fair play

Miller the cowardly lion

An angry little hombre

Looking for a bit of courage

With pequeno feet of clay

Homan is the scarecrow

Pit bull without a brain

Splitting up families

Empty of all that’s humane

And J D is our Dorothy

Always clicking his heels

Redneck hillbilly in drag

Hatred he forever reveals

And who is Oz

Waiting in the wings

Behind the screen

And pulling the strings

Is it Putin or Musk

Jerking my chain

Or has Epstein returned

Back from the grave

They say it’s my birthday

Have a big beautiful event

I’m gonna have a good time

And put down any dissent