It's Not Easy Being Me

My sympathies to all Tesla owners. You were doing the right thing when you bought a Tesla. Hopefully this backlash against Telsa, will make him go away. Between Space X and Starlink, he is so embedded within the government, it's unclear to me why he became a chainsaw waving lunatic.

On top of the world

So silent and clean

Shiny and bright

Who could have foreseen

Now all that’s all changed

They yell and they scream

Obscenities are hurled

The response and backlash extreme

I’m just a poor Tesla

And just don’t understand

How I became so hated

I was so much in demand

It’s not easy being me

It’s not easy being me

It’s not easy being me

Worried I become a deportee

Once loved by the libs

But now I’m harassed

They give me the finger

Treat me as a MAGA outcast

I asked my maker “What’s going on?”

Said he had bigger fish to fry

The government needed his help

He left me high and dry

So now I’m on my own

Despite that I use no gas

A pariah rejected  unwanted

Kicked to corner, out on my ass

My maker promised one thing

But delivered something less

So let that sink in

That makes two of us

It’s not easy being me

It’s not easy being me

It’s not easy being me

Worried I may be a deportee