It's Good To Be......

Narcissist: 1) An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance; 2) A person affected with narcissistic personality disorder; 3) A person who is overly concerned with his or her physical appearance.

It’s good to be king

And rule over the land

Order my subjects

With the MAGA brand

It’s good to be king

Like Tom Petty said

But when the Pope died

A thought in my head

Yes, maybe the pope

Would be great

Grease some palms

Get on the slate

When the smoke rises

And the votes are cast

Who will wear the robe

The cardinals all aghast

You all may think

It’s one big joke

Trump as the Pope

In a fancy white cloak

It’s a beautiful thing

Make the Pope great again

And fill up my conclave

With more conmen

All the cardinals

I pull the strings

More lackeys and yes men

To kiss my ring

Would I need to convert

I Don’t see why

Would be the Pope

And could just lie

I would look so good

In the papal cloak

No more blue suits

How I do provoke

No need to confess

It’s my claim to fame

It’s all Biden’s fault

Never take the blame

I’m good with a scandal

Plenty of practice

All those priests

Can’t hold my candle

Get rid of the wine

The wafers as well

Without my Big Macs

Would surely be hell

What would JD think

With his hillbilly thing

Already kisses my ass

Now he’ll kiss my ring

And as Pope Trump

I would command

Intercourse for all

Celibacy is now banned

Put JD in charge

Like the Handmaid’s Tale

Make more babies

Catholic, white and male

I know they have jewels

Now they’re all mine

All the Vatican wealth

To my bottom line

How about Pope coins

Make a crypto score

And more Trump bibles

Too much to ignore

And the Popemobile

Should be big and bold

Not fit for Pope Trump

Needs jewels and gold

It’s good to be King

But a Pope for life

It’s A beautiful thing

Rule from the afterlife

And if not elected

Will cry foul play

And Storm the Vatican

A big lie conclave