I'm Back!

Can anyone explain Rudy Guiliani? From America's Mayor to a crazed press conferences with dripping hair dye. It appeared that Rudy had finally gone away until Trump recently appointed him to a Homeland Security advisory council. Rudy deserves to be mocked for a host of reasons, but the most egregious is the defaming of Georgia election workers, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. There was some justice for Ruby and Shaye, and I'm sure the defamtion proceeds help. But I don't think the money is ever able to fix the wounds that Rudy's lies caused. Trump continues to assault decency, empaty and compassion.

I'm Back!

It’s been awhile

Since last I slurred

But now I’m back

Maybe you heard

The name is Rudy

I’m back from the dead

But nothin has changed

Still in over my head

Fallen on hard times

And left out to dry

I bled for this country

Yes, it was only dye

I was at the Four Seasons

Thought it was the hotel

Made a big blunder

Couldn’t disguise the smell

But always a sliver lining

Next door to Fantasy Island

Sex shop and adult books

Making Rudy’s last stand

A Yankee Doodle Dandy

Once America’s Mayor

Thrown out to the wolves

Made a MAGA bit player

Courts took my toys

And then disbarred

Thought I was on the list

Able to play the Trump card

An election to overturn

Sowed the fraud and lies

Was dishonest and false

Fake result in my eyes

Then onto Fox News

Calling for a recount

Shouting to forget the law

That judges don’t count

Went after the workers

To bankrupt and defame

A mother and daughter

And I bear no shame

I”m a villainous man

The court made me pay

And I paid the price

Rudy’s gone, I’m in the way

For Borat’s daughter

I saved my best act

Lying on the bed

Lying about the facts

My hands in my pants

Things were looking up

When Borat runs in

I’m just a serial chump

He’s yelling and screaming

Something about obscene

She’s too old for me

That she’s only fifteen

But I’m still a part

Of the MAGA brand

Now back on the list

Still part of the band

Named to a council

Homeland security

Back from the dead and

Plucked from obscurity

Bring out the dye

My hair jet black

A Yankee Doodle Dandy

Now that I’m back

The name is Rudy

I’m back from the dead

But nothin has changed

Still in over my head