Getting Loomered

Laura Loomer rises to an entirely different level. Majorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert appear almost normal when compared to Loomer's brand of MAGA. This was written after reports of an Oval Office meeting between Trump and Loomer, which resulted in the firings of (6) National Security Office officials. Apparently, in Loomer's opinion, the officials were not sufficiently loyal to Trump.

It started back in Twenty Seventeen

There was Shakespeare in the Park

Trump was imagined as Julius Caesar

I found a way to make my mark

I walked onstage and began to shout

This violence against Donald must stop

Thrown off the stage and then arrested

Sowed the seeds for my cash crop

From there it’s become

a continuous stream of brutality

of bigotry, racism and hate

And everything that’s blasphemy

The Parkland shooting staged

Santa Fe more the same

September 11 an inside job

I’m Laura Unleashed and stake my claim

Eating the cats and eating the dogs

That hoax was all me!

I’m as far right as one can go

And will never offer an apology

What is beyond extreme

A raging zealot and fanatic

Even Majorie Taylor Greene

Thinks I’m psychopathic

A proud homophobe and white patriot

If you’re not MAGA totally through

I turn Laura Unleashed and

Will be coming after you.

I can’t abide disloyalty

nor other ways of thought

I target those who stray

Getting Loomered when caught

You don’t want to be Loomered

Not a good thing, says Trump

You will be in deep trouble

Your reputation and job in the dump

Part of the Trump inner circle

An advisor and a confidante

I seem to be everywhere

But Trump is what I want

Trump thinks I’m so smart

He reads my site every day

And thinks I’m so brilliant

Melania, get out my way!

I am single and there is no man

who will come between Trump and me

He calls me fantastic and amazing

Trump is my number one priority

Some call me a provocateur

The High Priestess of hate

But I rest easy & rest peaceful

Since Trump is my soulmate