Eyes on the Prize

I'm all about peace, love and understanding. I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

Eyes on the Prize

I’m now a war hero

I just  bombed Iran

I sent in da planes!

The shit hit the fan

It was a beautiful sight

The bombs fell from the sky

I played a no-star general

Was all flag, mom and apple pie

No flash in the pan

And I’m no tin-pot

Feel like a new man

Donnie on the spot

Stopped so many wars

That I’ve lost the count

The lefty news says none

So I demand a recount

And now I’m off to Russia

But somewhere along the way

They told me that Alaska

Was now part of the USA

Now that that is settled

It’s time to fix another war

And be awarded the prize

The one I only have eyes for

Land of the midnight sun

Rolled out the red carpet

It nicely matches my tie

Ready to play Russian roulette

Despite the failures

I’m in my zone

I know casinos

And can hold my own

I can make the deal

Will just blame Ukraine

And I want that prize

It’s mine to obtain

Will say anything to Putin

It’s all a pack of lies

I deserve the Nobel prize

As long as Zelensky complies

Don’t hold the best cards

Just a pair of treys

But will call the bluff

See who has the bigger cojones

At his beck and call

Got me by the short hair

Trump the empty suit

He’s got the bigger pair

Would Vladimir serve

If I went to Moscow

My very favorite dish

A chicken-filled taco

I like all the pomp

And big on summits

Call them to the big house

As they pander and submit

Zelensky flatters me

The heads of Europe court

I say one thing, then revise

But always come up short

I deserve the Nobel

My eye on the prize

And if I don’t receive

It’s all a pack of lies

Never make the deal

I just ramble about

The Russian election hoax

And always chicken out

Get rid of the Epstein mess

And continue to deflect

Need to change the tune

Just fabricate and misdirect

He’s just misunderstood

And not a bad guy

Putin is just like Trump

We see eye to eye

The evidence is clear

On who started the war

The fault lies with Ukraine

And at Zelensky’s door

Or should I really say

That I always cave in

Putin holds all the cards

I have no chance to win

Which side am I on

Zelensky, Putin  or the USA

I’m only in it for the money

And what I can take away

So at the end of the day

There is no Trump deal

My only claim to fame

Is the art of the steal