Comrade Trump

Apparently, Krasnov was the code name the KGB used when Trump visited Russia back in 1987. But how to explain and understand Trump's fawning over Putin? One man playing chess, the other playing bad checkers.

Thank you, Comrade Trump

I appreciate all you say

You warm my heart

Will keep secret the dossier

Or should I call you Krasnov

The name we gave to you

Way back in 1987

How our investment grew

This is like the movie

Manchurian Candidate

Just like Frank or Denzel

Sleeper lying in wait

Even if you are not agent

You have been a friend

But your latest actions

Are hard to comprehend

You run your country like casino

But your track record very poor

Atlantic City down the drain

Bankruptcy was your big score

How can anyone trust you

you leave them high and dry

All outside in the cold

Your word just one big lie

You want to be more like me

You want to be a strongman

But some words of advice

You are a flash in the pan

You surround yourself

with fawners and yes-men

Like Lutnick and Bessant

All snake oil pitchmen

You send us Little Marco

Looking to deal and collude

Please keep JD Vance home

He’s just one sick dude

You make such a big deal

All our beautiful phone calls

But let’s be perfectly clear

I have you by the balls

The Russians prefer chess

You need to rise before dawn

Because I hold all the pieces

And I play you like a pawn

And so, I thank you, America

Gluttons for punishment

You give him a second term

Much too late to prevent

You are now stuck with him

And all his devotees

While China rises, Russia too

Trump brings US to her knees