Come Fly With Me

Makes no difference. The American Presidency or the Trump family. It's all one "big. beautiful" transaction. Foreign countries, crypto bros, get-out-of-jail cards. It makes no difference.

A new Air Force One

So beautiful and great

The one I now fly

old, out-of-date

World leaders all laugh

As soon as I land

On an old puny plane

Don’t look in command

Appearance is all

It’s all so unjust

I want a special ride

And I grab what I lust

The old plane is out

Not worthy for me

New one from friends

Best part it’s free

There is no risk

Qatar is my friend

Can’t refuse a gift

Don’t plan to offend

Some call it envy

I don’t really care

Because I rate a new plane

Worthy of a billionaire

Boeing has failed

And did not provide

A brand new plane

A new palatial ride

A gift from the Emir

Put on a good show

A nod and a wink

No quid (jet) pro quo

Build a new resort

But that’s not me

It’s Eric and Junior

Bark up the wrong tree

I asked Pam Bondi

Who lobbied for the Emir

She said it was okay

And the coast was clear

The Dems can charge

The protest inept

Since only a fool

Would not accept

Another strong letter

Chuck Schumer can write

Ask a very strong question

His snap has no bite

A floating palace

Fit for a king

A beautiful flying throne

Drive crazy the left wing

Come fly with me

Away we will go

Away we all soar

Air Mar-A-Lago

Come fly with me

Away we will soar

A big beautiful gift

The public will pay for

Come fly with me

Away we will drift

Away we will soar

A Trumpian grift

Come fly with me

Away we will aviate

Away we will soar

On the way to Forty-eight