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Bananas!


Is America becoming a banana republic under Trump. There's been a lot of commentary that suggests this is the case: the country operated as part of the Trump family busnesses; increased profits for the ruling class; increasing inquities for the working class; a ruling class of the wealthy, particulary the large campaign donors; debts incurred by tax cuts are borne by the other 80%; an administration that is characterized by incompetent synchophants, rather than real governement experience and expertise.


Or maybe our current situation operates more like an oligarchy, with Trump modeling his presidency after Putin and his cronies. A possible future song concept.


No Bananas


That’s all it took

Just 100 days

Turn it upside down

Set it all ablaze


Written in the stars

It was to be my fate

To show who’s the boss

My big MAGA mandate


All that populism

It’s all just a scam

More for the elites

Working class be damned


I’m the big cheese

A big beautiful wheel

The courts on my side

Congress under my heel


It’s all now a part of

The Trump family store

We grab the profits

The spoils of war


If you like bananas

You’re in the right place

Like a third world country

It’s power I embrace


As it’s been revealed

Trump is the prophet

Public turns private

And gather in the profits


Except for the debts

That all belongs to you

Extend those tax cuts

Long gone when due


Send to the fat cats

And how do we pay for

With cuts to SNAP

We take from the poor


If there are no facts

And the case is flawed

Just go on Fox News

And cry waste and fraud


The pen is my weapon

It takes but a stroke

A Sharpie big and bold

If I don’t like, I revoke


Don’t like my tariffs

And bitch and squeal

You don’t have a choice

Had better strike a deal


I’m an agent of chaos

And hope you like produce

It’s a banana republic

The USA a golden goose


It’s how I bear fruit

And it’s how I scheme

A banana republic

My personal regime


Yes, I have no bananas

I have no bananas today

But I bring plenty of scam

To the good old USA

 
 
 

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