A True Believer

Definitely a different White House Press Room with Karoline Leavitt, and she could be the most likable personality in the Trump administration universe. She certainly takes no prisoners.

Please allow me to introduce myself

I’m a true believer all the way

Made my bed with the MAGA crowd

And it’s MAGA lies that I convey

My realm is in the press room

The podium is my tool

I choose who gets to speak

And I pity the poor fool

If you dare to question me

You are subject to my fury

I’m not just a pretty face

I’m both judge and jury

My job is to misinform

And make false claims

They call me Miss  Leading

Deception is my game

I may look young and green

But don’t you be a fool

The liberal press can easily be

Banished from the pool

Gone from the press room

Those who question the lies

AP, CNN, the New York Times

Can all say your goodbyes

Could be called Miss  Informed

Gaza condoms, SignalGate

Tariffs,  Gulf of America

Question me,  I retaliate

Time we hear more from the right

It’s a lefty fake news wake-up call

Rachel Maddow can go to hell

I’m the blonde belle of this ball

I’m the one who gets to ask

Mainly from the MAGA woke

Brietbart, Fox, Newsmax too

All the libs I now provoke

My name is Karoline

And I’ve taken my vows

At the Church of Trump

And what he can arouse

It’s at Trump’s church

Where I bend my knee

He is my true companion

And I swear fidelity