A Righteous Man

Actually, it's a tossup who's worse, JD Vance or Tom Homan. This was written before Pope Francis passed. After Francis criticized mass deportations of migrants, Homan responded by telling the Pope to "stick to the Catholic Church". Homan would have right at home during the Crusades.

The border czar, a righteous job

I’ve taken an oath to defend

For the good of the nation

To seize and apprehend

Moral, decent, virtuous and true

I’m a very good catholic man

But don’t you stand in my way

When the border shit hits the fan

Don’t give damn about habeas corpus

Don’t care what the judges say

We just drag them off the streets

All in the cold light of day

We do what we want

You don’t have any rights

No one can prevent us

When you’re in our sights

We are a nation of laws

Equal justice and process due

But if your name is Khalil

The laws don’t work for you

I’m a MAGA warrior

And I sleep just fine

But if your name is Garcia

Your ass is mine

The Pope may believe

that He knows best

But stick to the Church

I preserve and protect

I will attack and drag

And sweep from their nest

No discrimination

Everyone under arrest

Our country invaded, under attack

There is no hiding in the darkness

No empathy, no compassion

We’re coming and couldn’t care less

I will always keep coming

And you will give me my due

I’m a demon and a devil

And I’m coming after you

And as I lie awake at night

Possessed by the devil’s spell

I’m shipping up to Boston

And gonna bring Wu some hell

I dream of sweeping up

Expressing righteous rage

Dragging from their homes

Regardless of their age

I will always keep coming

And you will give me my due

I’m a demon and devil

And I’m coming after you