A Hillbilly in Greenland

JD could be the most dangerous man in America. He is straight out of The Handmaid's Tale. Bravo to Greenland for disrespecting JD for not extending a state visit welcome, nor a special invitation to the dog races.

I’m a hillbilly by birth

And a hillbilly proud

And a hillbilly I’ll stay

A hillbilly unbowed

I left them hollers

And went on to Yale

Then wrote a book

This hillbilly will not fail

Then one day, I found new cause

A new religion, I found my way

Attacking this, attacking that

anti-immigrant, anti-gay

No raising the dead

Or water to wine

My anger is just

No pearls before swine

Gave up my pride, gave up my soul

All to follow a man named Trump

Angry, hollow, shallow and orange

I now know which way to jump

Way to the north, a land called Green

He said jump and so I jumped

No state reception, was not welcomed

I guess this hillbilly just got trumped

I’m a hillbilly in Greenland

A hillbilly in Greenland

It’s so damn cold but I do what I’m told

I’m just a poor hillbilly in Greenland

I’m a hillbilly in Greenland

A hillbilly in Greenland

It’s so damn cold but I do what I’m told

I’m just a poor hillbilly in Greenland