Hair

A true GOAT. A testament to the greatest narcissist of all time. Between his hair and his shower and toilet water pressure, Trump has is committed to making America wet again. Actually, it should read,"Making america Weep Again". By the way, the Cowsills were a family band from the late sixties, who wrote the famous anthem, "Hair".

The markets went all yippy

But I don’t really care

I don’t feel the pressure

Unless it hits my hair

Make America Wet Again

All the regs are so unfair

No more drip, drip, drip

Over my beautiful hair

When I turn the faucet on

The water does not gush

And same thing for my toilet

Three times for all to flush

Make the toilets run again

Let the water flow

When I sit upon the throne

Easy come, easy go

Time to repeal Joe Biden

Make America Wet Again

Free from all this conservation

All with the stroke of my pen

I go with the Cowsills:

“Gimme a head with hair”

As long as I can swoop it

It’s a beautiful love affair

All the markets down the drain

All my tariffs made them yip

But I don’t really care

As long as my shower doesn’t drip